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"Smart" Diapers

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The latest in "smart" products:  microwaving your infant's genitals with smart diapers.

"Once a day, when changing your child or when you simply notice that the diaper is wet, scan the front of the Smart Diaper with our mobile app. It takes less than ten seconds to take your phone out of your back pocket, scan, and put the phone back.   There is no need to wait for results - you can put the phone back in your pocket and change your child.  Our algorithms will begin to analyze the data, looking for new trends."

Pixie Scientific Smart Diapers

The ancient Romans tasted lethargic children's urine for diabetes mellitus. Today parents make sure that urine in their children's diaper is clear. Tomorrow, we envision, data will help parents and pediatricians watch over children's health.

We envision a future in which algorithms track us daily, staying silent when everything is normal, but alerting us of possibility of disease before symptoms are severe enough to be visible or when they can be easily confused.
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